suicide… let’s live.
Two syllables when put in different order mean totally opposite things.
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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
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sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
This is what Yahoo bought.
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His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
crying.
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Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?
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me getting ready in the morning
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takee-a-triip-insidee-my-heaad:
this little cartoon turtle just put the biggest smile on my sad face
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